Funny Star Wars Jokes For Kids

 

Celebrate May the 4th with these funny Star Wars Jokes for kids, and well, all fans of the force! 

 

May the 4th be with you!

 

What started as a pun shared by Star Wars fans has become a full-fledged holiday: Star Wars Day! It’s a special once-a-year celebration of the galaxy far, far away and these family friendly Star Wars jokes that you can share with the kids are a great way to have a little fun with it!

Go ahead and give your little Jedi a laugh! 

 

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Star Wars Jokes For Kids

 

Q: What Did Obi Wan Tell Luke When He Had Trouble Eating Chinese Food?
A: Use the forks Luke.

 

Q: Why Did The Angry Jedi Cross The Road?
A: To get to the dark side.

 

Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? 
A: At the Darth Maul 

 

Q:  What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside!

 

Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
A: He always has the forks with him.

 

Q:  How do Ewoks communicate?
A: On their Ewokie-talkies!

 

Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.

 

Q:  Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
A: Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

 

Q:  What time is it when at AT-AT steps on your droid?
A: Time to get a new droid!

 

Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.

 

Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

 

Q: Where does Jabba eat dinner?
A: Pizza Hutt

 

Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?
A: When You Wish Upon A Death Star.

 

Q: What is a jedi’s favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda

 

Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”

 

Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A: May the force be with ewe.

 

Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because it’s always making new friends

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always short.

 

Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrgh-2-D2

 

Q: Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
A: He had a green thumb.

 

Q: Why didn’t Yoda have body odor?
A: He wore de-yoda-rant.

 

Q: Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
A: He always choked.

 

Q: What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.

 

Q: What’s a Jedi’s favorite brand of car?
A: A Toy-Yoda.

 

Q: What is Darth Vader’s sister named?
A: Elle Vader

 

Q: How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – they like it on the dark side!

 

Q: How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday?
A: He feels the presence.

 

Q: Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
A: Because they always end up in a Tie.

 

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the Dark Side.

 

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!

 

Q: What do you call a fight between film actors?
A: Star wars!

 

 

 

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