Hilarious school jokes for kids, perfect timing for back-to-school!
With the kids returning to class right around the corner, we are sharing over 30 jokes about school that will be sure to crack a smile on the most reluctant student.
Whether your child is nervous or excited about a new school year, these school jokes are a great way to gear up for a new season and if you are a teacher, use some of these for some first day of class icebreakers! Print them out and take them with you!
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Hilarious School Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: Where do people learn to make ice cream?
A: In sundae school.
Q: How do you get straight A’s?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A: A smartie pants
Q: Who is your best friend at school?
A: Your princi-PAL.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
A: Because it was below C level.
Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Q: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
A: For tocking too much!
Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9.
Q: What flies around the school at night?
A: The alpha-bat.
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
Q: What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
A: A teapot.
Q: What school subject is a witch good at?
A: Spelling
Q: What is the world’s tallest building?
A: The library because it has the most stories.
Q: What is a teacher’s three favorite words?
A: June, July & August.
Q: Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A: Because he swept her off her feet.
Q: What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
A: A chalkboard.
Q: Name two days of the week that start with “t”?
A: Today and Tomorrow.
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: Because a “B” always comes after it.
Q: Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
A: Because it improves di-vison.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems.
Q: How can you make seven even?
A: Take away the “S”
Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless.
Q. What’s the king of the pencil case?
A. The ruler.
Q:Why did the teacher turn on the lights?
A: Because her class was so dim!
Q: Why did the children eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: Where do birds go to school?
A: High School.
Q: Why can’t you do a math test in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: What is the shortest month?
A: May, it only has three letters.
If need a little cheat sheet to carry with you, grab this hilarious school jokes printable.
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I loved them all and I’m sure kids will too, they’ll laugh themselves silly no doubt. 🙂
My sons a bit old for these but they are cute!
These are so fun. Perfect for Back to School!
This is one way to try to get kids actually accept that they are going back to school although they’ll probably still hate the idea
lmao!! these are gold ! i love the one “how do you get straight A’s? Use a ruler ” HAHAHA that is a good one
One of my favourites!
lol.. I could see my youngest saying these!
My boys are at the age where they love jokes like these. I will have to try them out on them.
I am always on the lookout for new jokes that can only hope my daughter will think are cool!
Children of a certain age will love these jokes. Thank you so much for sharing.
So many fun ones here and a lot of ones that I said when I was in school, holy moly those are old jokes, but at least they’re good ones!!
Cheesy, but really cute! Perfect for the little ones.
This is awesome! My daughter and I had a lot of fun with this! Reading jokes is such a great trick for getting kids interested in reading. Thanks for sharing these!
This is a great list. Jokes like this can really help with learning and interest.
Cute jokes! I picked up a snake joke book at a garage sale for my granddaughter and we didn’t get most of the jokes.
My oldest is really into jokes right now. He would love these.
I love them
there so funny especially the library one. 🙂