Hilarious Summer Jokes for Kids


Need a fun way to curb summer boredom or break up a long road trip? Try some of these hilarious summer jokes for kids! Go ahead and make a game of it! Have one person tell a joke and everyone else has to try not to smile or laugh!

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Hilarious Summer Jokes for Kids


Q: What’s the best day to go to the beach?

SUN day!

Q:  What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks!

Q:  Do fish go on vacation?

No, because they’re always in school!

Q: What do you say to a sweaty puppy?

You are one hot dog!

Q:  Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

To get to the other tide!

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?

Have a baa-baa-cue.

Q:  Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

Q: Which letter is the coolest?

Iced t

Q:  Why do fish like to eat worms?

Because they get hooked on them!

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Q:  What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q: What does the sun drink out of?

SUN glasses

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A. To get to the other slide!

Q:  What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?


Q:  What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?

A fsh!

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?

I’m bacon!

Q:  Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?

Because they never do it on porpoise!

Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A sandwitch!

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?

When you’re eating a watermelon

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Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?

Fish and ships!

Q:  Why are fish never good tennis players?

Because they never get close to the net!

Q: What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?


Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time no sea

Q:  What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse on vacation!

Q. What did the grape say when he was stepped on?

A. Nothing, he just made a little wine!

Q: What race is never run?

A swimming race.

Q:  What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle!

Q: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Q: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?


Q:  What’s black and white and red all over?

A zebra with a sunburn!

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The Baa-hamas!

Q: Where does a ship go when it’s sick?

To the DOCK!

Q:  What kind of music do killer whales like?

They listen to the orca-stra!

Q: What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?

It’s rated ARRRRRR!

Q: Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing it just waved.

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Want to take these Summer Jokes with you this summer? Print them out here!


  1. Lynda Cook says

    Everyone loves jokes especially the kids!!

  2. kristen visser says

    oh my gosh these are too fun and cute! im gonna print them off and sending them with my daughter to the center she goes to

  3. kathy downey says

    I love jokes but after 50 times of hearing the same one…………….I am happy to see these new ones!

  4. Tara Gauthier says

    I will definitely be trying some of these out on my daughter!

  5. I will try some of these with my granddaughters, they love jokes!

  6. fun! I will share these with my son 🙂

  7. kathy downey says

    My grandkids love these jokes,I actually printed them !

  8. Elizabeth Matthiesen says

    Who doesn’t love a good joke and there are some good ones here, kids will love them too. 🙂

  9. Short and simple jokes ensure a good laugh

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