Hilarious Summer Jokes for Kids



Need a fun way to curb summer boredom or break up a long road trip? Try some of these hilarious summer jokes for kids! Go ahead and make a game of it! Have one person tell a joke and everyone else has to try not to smile or laugh!

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Q: What’s the best day to go to the beach?

SUN day!

Q:  What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks!

Q:  Do fish go on vacation?

No, because they’re always in school!

Q: What do you say to a sweaty puppy?

You are one hot dog!

Q:  Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

To get to the other tide!

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?

Have a baa-baa-cue.

Q:  Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

Q: Which letter is the coolest?

Iced t

Q:  Why do fish like to eat worms?

Because they get hooked on them!

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Q:  What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q: What does the sun drink out of?

SUN glasses

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A. To get to the other slide!

Q:  What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?


Q:  What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?

A fsh!

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?

I’m bacon!

Q:  Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?

Because they never do it on porpoise!

Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A sandwitch!

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?

When you’re eating a watermelon

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Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?

Fish and ships!

Q:  Why are fish never good tennis players?

Because they never get close to the net!

Q: What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?


Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time no sea

Q:  What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse on vacation!

Q. What did the grape say when he was stepped on?

A. Nothing, he just made a little wine!

Q: What race is never run?

A swimming race.

Q:  What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle!

Q: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Q: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?


Q:  What’s black and white and red all over?

A zebra with a sunburn!

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The Baa-hamas!

Q: Where does a ship go when it’s sick?

To the DOCK!

Q:  What kind of music do killer whales like?

They listen to the orca-stra!

Q: What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?

It’s rated ARRRRRR!

Q: Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing it just waved.

Hilarious Summer Jokes For Kids - Mom vs the Boys

Want to take these Summer Jokes with you this summer? Print them out here!


  1. Lynda Cook says:

    Everyone loves jokes especially the kids!!

  2. kristen visser says:

    oh my gosh these are too fun and cute! im gonna print them off and sending them with my daughter to the center she goes to

  3. kathy downey says:

    I love jokes but after 50 times of hearing the same one…………….I am happy to see these new ones!

  4. Tara Gauthier says:

    I will definitely be trying some of these out on my daughter!

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