Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

 

Celebrate the season with these funny Christmas jokes for kids! 

 

Want to tickle your little elf’s funny bone this Christmas? Kids will love these funny Christmas jokes all about the holiday season. Feel free to print them out to bring along to the school classroom or holiday parties. 

 

christmas jokes for kids

 

Christmas Jokes for Kids

 

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’?
A Mistle-toad!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!

What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow cones!

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y”!

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrr!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

 

christmas jokes for kids

 

 

What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!

What’s every parents favourite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!

Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws

Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?
No well, no well!

What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho!

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!

 

christmas jokes

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic. 

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots??

Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!

What do you call a frozen elf?
An elfcicle!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph. 

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had very low elf esteem.

What is Santa’s favorite candy?
Jolly ranchers.

 

Christmas jokes for kids

 

What do you call Rudolph with snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you!

What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
Because every single buck is dear to him!

What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
Crisp Pringles.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
They’re into all the wrapping.

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

 

funny christmas jokes

 

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

What do you call a blind reindeer?
I have no eye deer.

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like “rain”, “Dear”!

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No-el.

Where does santa keep all his money?
At the snow bank.

What do elves learn in school?
The elfa-bet.

Why is Santa so good at karate?
Cause he’s got a black belt.

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Has the abominable snowman called?
Not yeti.

 

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

 

 

Got a funny Christmas Jokes kids will love? Feel free to share it in the comments below, we’d love to hear more! 

Download these Christmas Jokes with this free printable.

Send these in your child’s lunchbox with the free Christmas lunchbox joke printable.

 

 

Check out these fun holiday snacks and activities for kids!

Santa Candles 

Snowman Oreo Cookies

Reindeer Thumbprint Ornaments

Comments

  1. HaHa there is some pretty goods here, I will have to show these to my grandchildren!

  2. Sarah Letendre says:

    haha these are adorable !! cant wait to share them with my kid !

  3. kathy downey says:

    These are too funny the kids love them !

  4. Elizabeth Matthiesen says:

    My grandkids are going to love these, thanks for sharing 🙂 I like the Holly Davidson one best of all!

  5. Oh gosh! My sides hurt from the giggles!

  6. kathy downey says:

    I tell them a few new ones everyday day they look forward to them !

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