Celebrate the holiday with these hilarious Valentine’s Day Jokes for kids!
Got yourself a funny little Valentine? Tickle their funny bone this Valentine’s Day with these hilarious Valentine’s Day jokes all about the day of love! Feel free to print them out to bring along to the school classroom or Valentine’s Day parties.
Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did the girl bear say to the boy bear on Valentine’s Day?
I love you beary much!
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
What did the one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe!
What did the whale say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
Whale you be mine?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit?
Somebunny likes you!
What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!
What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re fun to hang around with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her boyfriend was on the other side.
What is it called when fish fall in love?
Guppy-love
Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
He wanted to impress the chicks!
What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
“I love BOO!”
What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
Acute triangle.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Have you got a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yeah, it’s February 14th.
What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
You can count on me.
What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Third degree burns on your lips.
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
I’m dough-nuts about you!
Since your gearing up for Valentine’s Day, check out some of our other fun ideas to celebrate the holiday with kids!
Love these jokes for my ggbabies!
Thank you with all my ❤️ HEART❤️
Glad you love them! Happy Valentine’s Day!