These funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes will have your little lads and lassie’s laughing!
Just in time for St. Paddy’s Day, I’ve gathered up some funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes the whole family will enjoy!
Perfect for the classroom or the dining room table, these jokes and riddles are cute and kid friendly.
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
Answer: Game clover!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Answer: A sham-rock!
Why do most people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Answer: Because you can’t wear real rocks…they are too heavy!
Why is St. Patrick’s Day a frog’s favorite holiday?
Answer: Because they already wear green!
What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
Answer: Irish you luck!
Where will you always find gold?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Why do leprechauns hate running?
Answer: They’d rather jig than jog!
What is a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Answer: Lucky Charms, of course!
Who was St. Patrick’s favorite superhero?
Answer: Green Lantern.
Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game?
Answer: They refuse to leave the green.
Why do leprechauns enjoy recycling?
Answer: Because they like to go green!
What baseball position do leprechauns play?
Answer: Shortstop!
What did St. Patrick order to drink at the Chinese restaurant?
Answer: Green tea.
Why do you never want to iron a four-leaf-clover?
Answer: Because you don’t want to press your luck!
What is Irish and sits on the back porch?
Answer: Paddy O’Furniture!
What did one Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?
Answer: Top O’ the moaning to you!
What did the leprechauns use to get to the moon?
Answer: A sham-rocket!
What kind of coin did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
Answer: A lepre-coin!
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
Answer: When it’s a FRENCH fry!
What do they call an Irish jig at McDonald’s?
Answer: Shamrock Shake!
What does Ireland have more of than anywhere else?
Answer: Irishmen!
Why did the leprechaun go outside?
Answer: To sit on his paddy-o!
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Answer: To get to the other side!
What kind of music do leprechauns like to listen to?
Answer: Shamrock ‘n’ roll!
What kind of spells do leprechaun witches cast?
Answer: Lucky Charms!
Why is it impossible to ask a leprechaun to borrow money?
Answer: They are always a little short!
How can you tell when an Irish person is in a good mood?
Answer: They are Dublin over with laughter!
What type of bow can’t be tied?
Answer: A rainbow!
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
Answer: A jolly green giant!
What did the leprechaun use to get to the pot of gold before the Irishman?
Answer: A shortcut!
What would happen if you crossed St. Patrick’s Day with Christmas?
Answer: You would get St. O’Claus!
Why do leprechauns love to garden?
Answer: They have green thumbs!
Why did the leprechaun get the job as a secretary?
Answer: They were good at shorthand!
How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?
Answer: They’re hard to find and lucky to have
What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
Answer: Short ribs!
How can you spot a jealous leprechaun?
Answer: He’ll be green with envy
What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
Answer: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Why did the leprechaun say no to a bowl of soup?
Answer: Because he already had a pot of gold
What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland?
Answer: A sham-rock
What do you call an Irish spider?
Answer: Paddy long legs!
What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
Answer: A lepre-con
What did one shamrock say to the other shamrock when he saw St. Patrick crossing the road?
Answer: Look clover there!
What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Answer: Grape Britain!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
If need a little cheat sheet to carry with you, grab this St. Patrick’s Day jokes printable page.
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