Silly sports jokes for kids to make your little athletes giggle!
Does your family love a good joke? We sure do and you’ll find a ton of funny jokes for just about every season and holiday if you look under our kids activity section! They’ve been such a big hit for kids, parents and even teachers that it was definitely time for a new round of jokes for the sports fans!
Silly Sports Jokes for Kids
Q: Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
A: New Jersey.
Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
A: Punch.
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?
A: Tee!
Q: How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: FORE!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
A: Yeller!
Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?
A: Cheerios!
A: Six packs.
Q: Where does a hockey player get all his money?
A: From the tooth fairy!
Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Q: How do hockey players prefer to be paid?
A: With a check.
Q: Why are hockey players good at making friends?
A: They’re quick at breaking the ice.
Q: Why did the ballerina quit?
A: Because it was tu-tu hard!
Q: What sport do hairdressers love the most?
A: Curling.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick.
Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground!
Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper.
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she is always running away from the ball!
Q: Why can’t you play soccer in a jungle?
A: There are just too many cheetahs.
Q: What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A: A soccer ball.
Q: Why are soccer players excellent at math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet.
Q: What is something you can serve, but never eat?
A: A volleyball!
Q: How quiet is a bowling alley?
A: So quiet that you can hear a pin drop.
Q: Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?
A: Because he gets so many strikes
Baseball Jokes
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!
Q: Where do they keep the largest diamond in New York City?
A: Yankee Stadium.
Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later!
Q: What is an insect’s favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
Q: Why do baseball pitchers stay away from caves?
A: They don’t like bats.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans.
Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A: Catch you later!
Q: Why did the Yankees sign a contract with a baker?
A: They needed a new batter!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What runs around a baseball team but never moves?
A: A fence!
Q: Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?
A: It’s full of fans!
Football Jokes
Q: What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: I want my quarter back!
Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head!
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
Q: What do you call a lineman’s kid?
A: A chip off the old blocker.
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
Q: How do football players deal with their problems?
A: They tackle them head on!
Q: What did the receiver say to the football?
A: Catch you later.
Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.
Q: Why couldn’t the all-star football player listen to any music?
A: He broke all the records.
Q: How are scrambled eggs and bad football teams the same?
A: They’ve both been beaten!
Basketball Jokes
Q: Which fast-food chain is most likely to win a basketball tournament?
A: Dunkin’ Donuts.
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of the way.
Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
A: Because he traveled a lot!
Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog!
Q: What kinds of stories do basketball players tell?
A: Tall tales!
Q: Why do basketball players love cookies and milk?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why did the chicken get ejected from the basketball game?
A: Because there was so much fowl play!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball!
Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: Because they are always dribbling!
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😆😆😆 This is amazing! I love it!!!
I need more hockey jokes please.
My dad would be grateful!
Maybe.
Thanks!