The best video game jokes for kids that are guaranteed to make your gamers giggle!
The best way to relate to older kids and teens? Speak their language – even if it’s “cringey”! If you’ve got little gaming addicts at home, these Video Game Jokes are a great way to get break the ice when they suffer an epic loss or hackers ruin the game lol
Teens will be sure to moan and tell you you’re lame, but that’s the best part of parenting older kids isn’t it?! Enjoy these gamer jokes around the dinner table, camp fire this summer or be truly embarrassing and break one out when their friends come over!
Okay, okay, you could also just be nice and show the kids so they can them share them with their friends!
Video Game Jokes To Level Up The Laughter
How do you get a Bulbasaur on a bus?
You poke ’em on!
How does Sonic The Hedgehog get hold of his friend Tails?
He gives him a ring.
Why is French Mario so good at predicting the future?
He uses his L’ouija board
What name do you call a Pokemon who is having problems moving fast?
A Slow-poke
What does a gamer use to make bread?
Ninten-dough.
Which room is Mario way too big to fit inside of?
A mushroom.
Why did the gamer play so many video games after his breakup?
He needed to console himself.
What kind of swimwear does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?
Speedo
Why can’t PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
Why was Mario coughing so much at dinner?
Something went down the wrong tube…
What do people and video games have in common?
Everyone always argues over which generation was the best.
Why do they call it the PS4?
Because there are only 4 games worth playing!
What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious
Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?
It’ll Pikachu.
What do you say when you lose a nintendo game?
I want a wii-match!
Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?
It had the spoon, but not the 4k.
What do Americans do after winning the World Cup?
Turn off the PlayStation.
What does Sonic use to knock on a door?
Knuckles.
What game do you play after eating Taco Bell?
Fartnite.
Why won’t Mike Tyson play on a PlayStation?
He’s an ex-boxer!
What did Lara eat for dinner?
Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
What do you call a friend that doesn’t let you play a video game?
A control freak.
What is the favorite gaming console of the French?
Wii.
What are the 3 R’s?
Retry, Restart, and Respawn.
Why doesn’t Mario like to use the internet?
He’s afraid of the Browsers.
How do you know when a party is for a gamer?
There are tons of streamers.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
“It’s not you; it’s a me, Mario!”
What do you call a Pikachu that does a sing and dance at a kids birthday?
The Hokey Pokemon
Minecraft Jokes
What does Steve do to keep fit and stay in shape? He runs around the BLOCK.
What did the gaming reporter say about the new Minecraft updates? “They’re groundbreaking!”
Did you hear about the new Minecraft movie? It’s going to be a real BLOCKbuster.
What would you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword and armor? A HAMburglar.
Do you know what is the national sport of Minecraft? Boxing.
What do you call a fantastic Minecraft celebration? A BLOCK party.
Do you know what Steve says to a skeleton when he’s angry? I’ve got a mighty bone to pick with you!
Somebody told me the guy who created Minecraft is top-notch.
What can you do to cure hunger in Minecraft? Eat Three Square Meals.
What do zombies and skeletons use when they are out on a hot day? SunBLOCK.
Gamer Puns
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go, he said “Wynaut”
I so upset when I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console…so I had to get a Wiifund.
Xbox was struggling…But they really turned it around with the 360.
My girlfriend told me our relationship was over because I was spending too much time playing games. I think it may have been my Destiny 2 breakup with her.
I recently broke up with my video game console…now it’s my ex-box.
It was nothing personal, it was just time for a Switch.
My girl and I were in love, but we just couldn’t be together. We weren’t on the same level.
My friend asked me why my cats are so good at video games? So I told him it’s because they have nine lives!
Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you? It’s a game-changer.
I tried to teach my pet dog how to play video games…but his pause (paws) kept stopping him.
Gamers only like one type of fish – Cod.
I heard people who play Minecraft can’t think outside the box.
Yesterday I got an Xbox for my little brother. Best trade ever!
Is your Nintendo Wii U running fast? Well you better go and catch it!.
Playing Tetris has taught me an extremely valuable life lesson. If you fit in, you’re going to disappear.
PS4 got injured and XBOX ONE is calling the ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
Video Games ruined my life, good thing I have 3 lives left
A creeper walks into a bar……Everybody dies
I don’t need to “Get A Life”, I’m a gamer, I have many.
Wouldn’t it be so nice if Sonic added an E to the end of his name?
Did you know that, in most video games, it’s better to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons?
That way you don’t have to worry about fall damage.
A wife walks in on her husband playing on his PlayStation.
“The house is still filthy. I thought I asked you to sweep the house!” she exclaims.
“I did,” replied the husband. “I found no hostiles.”
My best friend fell out with me for talking about games too much. I personally think that was a silly thing to Fallout 4.
I wanted to make a Nintendo joke, but it was Wii too hard for Mii to think of one.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2
I like to play Playstation after I have a fight with my brother. It helps to console me.
I asked a Nintendo fan to help me change a light bulb. He wasn’t very helpful, he just kept playing with the switch.
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