Celebrate the snowy season with these funny Winter jokes for kids!
Say goodbye to the winter blues with the best winter jokes for kids all about snow, snowmen and ice!
With the holidays over winter can seem to drag on forever, especially this year! While your cooped up inside, you might as well break out some giggles by sharing a few jokes together. Who knows, they might even lighten up an online class or zoom meeting, give it a try!
Looking for even more winter-themed fun? Try making these colourful paper snowflakes or snowman oreo cookies.
Winter Jokes for Kids
Where do you go to learn about the history of ice cream?
Sundae School.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots??
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”
What’s a snowman’s favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What’s the best part about school during the winter?
Snow and tell.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
Why did the snow man turn yellow?
Ask the dog.
What is a female snowman called?
A snow-ma’am.
What was Frosty the Snowman’s career?
He was in snow business.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Who were Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
Freeze!
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How do you scare a snowman?
Two words: Global Warming
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What’s a snowman’s favourite snack?
Ice Krispie Squares.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
What did the toque say to the warm woolly scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
They’re both below C level!
What is Frosty’s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr – itos.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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