These funny superhero jokes are a Marvel-ous way to make your kids laugh!
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Silly Superhero Jokes for Kids
What do you call Iron Man without his suit?
Stark naked
What is a villain’s favourite part of the joke?
The punch line
What do you get when you cross a superhero with a potato?
Spuderman!
What do you get when you cross a superhero and the Dead Sea?
A Deadpool!
What name do you call a pair of villainous twins?
Loki-alikes.
Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground?
The sign said Supervision Required.
Where does Spiderman hang out in his spare time?
On the World Wide Web!
Which game show features superheroes?
The Greatest Cape!
What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?
Batman can go into a store without robin
Why does Loki hate the day after Wednesday?
Because it’s Thors day
Why is Spiderman good at playing baseball?
He knows how to catch flies
Where do most superheroes live?
Cape town!
How was the superhero party?
It was pretty Lo-ki!
What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?
There is a Wayne delay.
What do you call a superhero who likes to cook?
Souper-man!
What would you get if Batman and Robin were smashed by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
Thors-day, of course!
What does a super hero put in his drink?
Just Ice
What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
To find his purr-pose!
Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?
Cap-Tan America
What do you call David Banner when he won’t talk to you?
The Incredible Sulk
Why did Batman’s sidekick, Robin, get locked up?
Because the policeman overheard someone saying, “look, he’s robbin’!”
Why is it hard to get to know Iron Man?
He has a tough exterior!
What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero?
Cider-Man!
What does Wonder Woman change her name to when she travels?
Wandering Woman!
What is Doc Ock’s favourite month?
Ock-tober
What does Tony Stark cook with?
Pepper’s Pots
What did Iron Man say to Spider-man?
Stop bugging me.
What do you get when you cross Harley Quinn with a motorbike?
A Harley Davidsquinn!
What is Hulk’s favourite drink?
Fruit Punch
Why didn’t Tony Stark like his new assistant?
He wasn’t Happy
How do you know Cat Woman likes you?
She purrs!
What do heroes like Spiderman and Ant-Man have in common?
They bug the villains!
Who is Thor’s favorite singer?
MC Hammer
What is Thor’s favorite food?
Thor-tillas.
Which superhero is great at making jokes and puns?
The Pun-isher!
Why do superheroes always get the bad guys?
Because they’re so cape-able!
What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
He tells them he’s a web designer
What do you call a league with only two superheroes in it?
The Just Us League
What was Captain America’s name when he was younger?
Lieutenant America
Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Because Robin ate all the worms!
What would Batman do if he wasn’t rich?
He would be robin (robbing)
What is the Hulk’s favorite song?
“It’s Not Easy Being Green.”
What nickname can you call Iron Man when he does his chores?
Ironing Man!
Who is always watching over Thor?
His Asgardian angel.
Did you see the new superhero movie?
It was Marvel-ous
When does Poison Ivy change her clothes?
When they are soiled!
What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?
A Black Widow
Which superhero hits the most home runs?
Batman.
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